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One interesting tidbit about
what we saw of Bratislava is that is was very obvious that this
city was once part of a communist regime. The infrastructure of
the city is quite run down and dilapidated. Its like it is all
stuck in the 1960s.
During the day we simply
meandered through the streets of the old city. It is not very big
so it was easily covered in the time we were there. One
particularly interesting sight in the city was St. Michael’s
Tower. Yes, Mike if you were a saint you could have a tower. It is
the city’s last remaining medieval gateway. Another sight worth
mentioning in Bratislava is the ruins of Devin Castle. It is
located outside of the city on a cliff above the Danube and Morava
Rivers. Originally it was a Celtic fortification but the Romans,
Slavs, and Hungarians also owned it before Napoleon destroyed it
in 1809. We were unfortunately unable to go because it is an
outdoor activity and the weather was not pretty.
I guess I will have to wait until our Devin builds her
castle.
We were so impressed with the
Slovakian cooking that we wound up at an Irish pub for dinner
simply because they had bacon sandwiches on their menu.
We were pretty tired and it
was pretty late at this point so we decided to start making the
journey back to our hotel. On the way home we saw a rather
interesting sight though. Before I continue I need to give some
background information. Bratislava is apparently a very popular
place for people from England to come for bachelor’s parties.
Tickets from London to Bratislava are about 20 euros so the
streets are constantly full of British men. (This is actually the
cheapest way to get to Vienna. The Vienna Airport is difficult to
get to and expensive to land at. So most people fly to London and
then book a separate flight to Bratislava where they take the 4
Euro bus trip to Vienna.)
So to continue my story about
the interesting sight, we rounded the corner and saw a butt naked
British man saran wrapped to fountain. Luckily for him he was so
drunk he had no idea what was going on (if it was not for the
saran wrap he would be on the floor) His friends were all dressed
up in clown outfits and were enjoying the view of their friend
from the patio of a nearby café.
All of the sudden we were surrounded by
Slovakian Police officers. I have no idea where they came from but
they were EVERYWHERE! The naked man somehow came to and realized
what was happening so he broke free of the saran wrap and ran
towards his friends who ushered him into the bathroom with his
clothes in hand. The police of course followed them into the café,
ushered the wait staff out of the café and closed door. Soon
afterwards the man came out fully clothed and was put into the
back of a police car to spend some quality time at a Slovakian
police station. His friends did not seem that worried about this
though. There was one sort of sober gentleman with the naked man
but everyone else was sitting at the café sipping the red bulls
through the whole ordeal.
Sunday morning we checked out
of the hotel and headed back into town. We had a couple of hours
because our bus did not depart until 1:45. Our first stop was of
course McDonald’s to sample the Bratslavian chicken McNuggets
While they were crunchy they were quite disappointing because the
chicken was rather odd. Definitely avoid the nuggets if you ever
come here.
We then meandered through the
streets wasting our remaining “funny money” until our bus
departed. We did see the naked man and his friends so we know he
is at least out of prison and his friends are not going to be
murdered by the bride to be.
Our final verdict of Bratislava was that
it was a fun place to visit for a day or so. There is not much to
do there so spending a considerable amount of time here would be
wasteful. We are both glad we went and anyways how many people can
honestly say they have been to the Slovak Republic?
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